TC: BiTcH, gEt AwAy FrOm My MaTeSpRiT!
TC: AlL rIgHt, As ThE rEsIdEnT hIsToRiAn AnD mAyBe ThE oNlY oNe WhO lIkEs To ExPlAiN tHeSe ThInGs…
TC: nO, tHeY dIdN’T.
TC: ThE eMpErOr DiD fEeL eNrAgEd ToWaRdS sCaRlEt BeFoRe MeEtIn HiM, tHiNkIn’ Of My AnCeStOr As A hErEtIc, BeCaUsE…
TC: wElL, hE wAs PrEaChInG bLoOd EqUaLiTy AnD aLl ThAt.
TC: EvEnTuAlLy, ThOuGh, He SeNt SpIeS oUt To TaKe DoWn ScArLeT’S sErMoNs.
TC: hE sOoN dIsGuIsEd HiMsElF aS a JaDeBlOoD iN oRdEr To LiStEn To ScArLeT sPeAk.
TC: WhEn ThE gLaRiN’ hIgHbLoOd FiNaLlY cApTuReD sCaRlEt, ThE eMpErOr SpOkE tO hIs BrOtHeR oNe LaSt TiMe…
TC: …aNd PaIlEd HiM, bUt, Um, ThAt DoEsN’T mAtTeR!
TC: Um…AnYwAy…
TC: fAtHeR wOuLd KiLl Me FoR rEvEaLiN’ tHiS lAsT bIt, BuT…
TC: I tHiNk ThE eMpErOr ReAlLy DoEs LoVe ScArLeT.
TC: sCaRlEt, MeAnWhIlE, mIgHt HaVe FeLt SoMe SoRt Of KiNsHiP wItH tHe EmPeRoR, cOnSiDeRiN’ tHeY pAiLeD aNd AlL tHaT.
TC: …No WoNdEr EqUiUs GeTs AnNoYeD wItH fAtHeR sOmEtImEs…
TC: bUt YoUr AnSwEr Is No, ThEy DiDn’t HaTe EaCh OtHeR.
CG: JUSTICE IS ALWAYS BEING SERVED WHENEVER IM AROUND
TC: YoU mEaN wHeNeVeR yOu’rE pRoTeCtInG mE aNd LoSiN’ sLeEp?
CG: I TOLD YOU GAMZEE I DONT WANT ANYTHING TO HAPPEN TO YOU
CG: ANYWAY YES MY PURSUIT OF JUSTICE IS DOING JUST FINE
CG: ANYONE WHO HARMS GAMZEE WILL TASTE JUSTICE AT THE END OF MY SICKLE
LD: C| — SO VERY KAWAII. —>
LD: C| — ALLOW ME TO SHOW YOU, BUT D—>O LET ME WARN YOU… —>
LD: C| — TO STARE IN THE EYES OF SOMEONE THIS D—>AMNED—> KAWAII MAY BE YOUR BIGGEST MISTAKE. —>
TR: hEEEEEy ThErE hAndSomE~
TC: UhHhHh… A lItTlE hElP oThEr Me?
TC: HeHeHeHe, LoOkS lIkE tHe MoThErFuCkEr AlL uP aNd HaS a CrUsH oN yOu. :oD
TC: DaMn It YoU’Re No HeLp! =:|
TC: YeEeEeEeEaH.
TC: hOw AbOuT nO.
TC: If AnYtHiNg, I’D pReFeR tO bE a PaLeWhOrE rAtHeR tHaN a FlUsHwHoRe.
TC: cAn’t HeLp BuT tRy To HeLp OtHeRs, YoU kNoW?
TC: WeLl, ThEy’rE a BiT fUcKeD uP.
TC: fIrSt Of AlL, wE hAvE mY mAtEsPrIt ErIdAn, WhO wAs My LoNgTiMe FlUsHcRuSh.
TC: ThEn We HaVe My MoIrAiL, kArKaT, wHo WaS fLuShCrUsHiNg On Me FoR a SwEeP bEfOrE hE eVeN tOlD mE.
TC: aNd ThEn I hAvE a HaTeCrUsH oN aN iNdIgO wE rAn InTo WhIlE wE wErE oUt AnD aBoUt.
TC: BuT sInCe I’M a MuTaNtBlOoD, i HaVe ThIs WeIrD-aSs “fLuShInG gEnE” WhErE tRoLlS eNd Up FlUsHiNg FoR mE a LoT.
TC: iT’S rEaLlY fUcKiN’ aNnOyInG.
