Ask the Alpha-Omega Bloodswaps
Wow, I do not see lot of vriska on this blog. Or aradia. WHERE ARE THEY?!?
Anonymous

DG: We do have questions for them in our ask box! It does take our artist time in order to draw pictures for the asks, so we should have some questions answered soon.

DG: Hey, we wanted to throw in some audio answers along with the art ones! It’d make things a lot easier on our resident artist, but we wanted to gauge the reactions of our followers!

Is it a good idea to do some answers as audio posts? 

Ask box is open!
(Cali: this is actually a pretty ugly equiuskip /isshot)

(Cali: this is actually a pretty ugly equiuskip /isshot)

[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

Cali:
“Why are you making a video of one of the bloodswaps at three in the morning?”
“I’ve lost control of my life.”

DG: What.DG: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?GH: *THE HIGHBL00D 5H0VE5 THE 5ILLY HUMAN 0UT 0F THE WAY*GH: THAT W0ULD BE ME.GH: N0B0DY CAN C0MPARE T0 THI5 AM0UNT 0F BREA5TAGE.GH: >:o]GC: WHY DO 1 H4V3 TH3 SM4LL3ST ON3S, TH3N? >:o[GC: TH4T’S NO F41R, M4N.GH: WH0 5AID GENETIC5 WERE FAIR?GH: *THE HIGHBL00D GIVE5 HER DE5CENDANT THE EYEBR0W5*

DG: What.
DG: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
GH: *THE HIGHBL00D 5H0VE5 THE 5ILLY HUMAN 0UT 0F THE WAY*
GH: THAT W0ULD BE ME.
GH: N0B0DY CAN C0MPARE T0 THI5 AM0UNT 0F BREA5TAGE.
GH: >:o]
GC: WHY DO 1 H4V3 TH3 SM4LL3ST ON3S, TH3N? >:o[
GC: TH4T’S NO F41R, M4N.
GH: WH0 5AID GENETIC5 WERE FAIR?
GH: *THE HIGHBL00D GIVE5 HER DE5CENDANT THE EYEBR0W5*

Whoa

Cali: Eheh, okay I gotta close the askbox for a while so I get caught uppp.
(omg so many answers to draw herrrrp ;w;;;;)

CC: sorry if i seem )(idden a lot! i really enjoy )(elping ot)(ers, so i mig)(t be busy!

CC: sorry if i seem )(idden a lot! i really enjoy )(elping ot)(ers, so i mig)(t be busy!

CG: AT LEAST MINE WONT BE A PAIN WHEN THEY GROW UP OR BE EASY TO SNAP OFF OR SO DAMNED INSULTABLECG: YOU KNOW WHATCG: THATS ALL IM GOING TO SAY ABOUT THE MATTERCG: NOPE DONT BOTHER ASKING MORE ABOUT ITCG: BESIDES THE SIZE OF MY HORNS DOESNT MATTER AS LONG AS I PROTECT GAMZEE UNTIL THE BITTER ENDCG: PROTECTORS DONT NEED HUGE FUCKING HORNS TO FUNCTION ANYWAY

CG: AT LEAST MINE WONT BE A PAIN WHEN THEY GROW UP OR BE EASY TO SNAP OFF OR SO DAMNED INSULTABLE
CG: YOU KNOW WHAT
CG: THATS ALL IM GOING TO SAY ABOUT THE MATTER
CG: NOPE DONT BOTHER ASKING MORE ABOUT IT
CG: BESIDES THE SIZE OF MY HORNS DOESNT MATTER AS LONG AS I PROTECT GAMZEE UNTIL THE BITTER END
CG: PROTECTORS DONT NEED HUGE FUCKING HORNS TO FUNCTION ANYWAY

CT: C| — As her former meow—I mean, moirail, I think I can— —>AC: I can answer questions about myself just fine!AC: And don’t use my cat puns so fr33ly!CT: C| — I didn’t mean to. It was a slip of the tongue. —>AC: You n33d to loosen up a bit.AC: Besides, shouldn’t you be jamming with Eridan?CT: C| — Er, he doesn’t really need a feelings jam right now… —>AC: Shoo! Shoo!CC: )(i, nepeta!AC: …Hi, Feferi.AC: What do you want? I’m in the middle of answering the purrfect question!AC: I-I mean, “perfect”!CC: o)(, u)(, tavros wanted to let you know that )(e updated )(is s)(ipping wall.CC: )(e t)(oug)(t you mig)(t be interested!AC: Oh, I s33.AC: I suppose…I’d f33l purrtty—I-I mean, “pretty” uncomfurtable…AC: …”UNCOMFORTABLE”…AC: With you around.CC: o)(, i understand! 8DCC: )(ave fun, t)(en!AC: …W-what are you looking at?!CT: C| — I really do think you should at least AD—>MIT that you feel something for Feferi. —>AC: I don’t f33l anything fur her!AC: …”FOR”!CT: C| — I know you only use those puns when you’re FLUSTERED—>, Nepeta. —>AC: Shoosh, you!AC: Anyway, to propurrly…”PROPERLY”…answer your question…AC: I wish to become a great pirate, like my ancestor Soulclaw!AC: Unfortunately, I’m not lucky in romance like she is…AC: But I can still fight, even if some f33l I am a hellcat.

CT: C| — As her former meow—I mean, moirail, I think I can— —>
AC: I can answer questions about myself just fine!
AC: And don’t use my cat puns so fr33ly!
CT: C| — I didn’t mean to. It was a slip of the tongue. —>
AC: You n33d to loosen up a bit.
AC: Besides, shouldn’t you be jamming with Eridan?
CT: C| — Er, he doesn’t really need a feelings jam right now… —>
AC: Shoo! Shoo!
CC: )(i, nepeta!
AC: …Hi, Feferi.
AC: What do you want? I’m in the middle of answering the purrfect question!
AC: I-I mean, “perfect”!
CC: o)(, u)(, tavros wanted to let you know that )(e updated )(is s)(ipping wall.
CC: )(e t)(oug)(t you mig)(t be interested!
AC: Oh, I s33.
AC: I suppose…I’d f33l purrtty—I-I mean, “pretty” uncomfurtable…
AC: …”UNCOMFORTABLE”…
AC: With you around.
CC: o)(, i understand! 8D
CC: )(ave fun, t)(en!
AC: …W-what are you looking at?!
CT: C| — I really do think you should at least AD—>MIT that you feel something for Feferi. —>
AC: I don’t f33l anything fur her!
AC: …”FOR”!
CT: C| — I know you only use those puns when you’re FLUSTERED—>, Nepeta. —>
AC: Shoosh, you!
AC: Anyway, to propurrly…”PROPERLY”…answer your question…
AC: I wish to become a great pirate, like my ancestor Soulclaw!
AC: Unfortunately, I’m not lucky in romance like she is…
AC: But I can still fight, even if some f33l I am a hellcat.

TC: BiTcH, gEt AwAy FrOm My MaTeSpRiT!

TC: BiTcH, gEt AwAy FrOm My MaTeSpRiT!